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The New Hotness (Part 2)

Two Words.
Battery.
Toss.

Yup readers you read that right. Muh flippin battery toss. Here lies another game which people can engage in just in case the NBA/NFL don’t play. This game originated from a small town out of Wyoming, because there is absolutely nothing else to do in Wyoming. The game goes as such. Find a battery. Toss It to each other. Thats it and thats all mayne. This game can be soothing, fun, and a nice break from all the crazy shit thats going on in the world today. So go out there to your nearest Best Buy/Radio Shack, snag up some batteries. And toss your worries about the lockouts away.

BATTERY TOSS IS FIRE

Whites vs Blacks: Hockey Edition

Hockey is filled with non coloreds, and with a bunch of european players that black people have never heard about nor ever CARED to hear about (i surely don’t). Yet due to the recent white vs black basketball debate, i feel the need to see what would happen if you took all the blacks that ever played hockey (so like 37 since the league started in 1917) against the likes of Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr (my roommate told me that one), and the Bash Brothers.

I give you the black team.

Kenan Mother Flipping Thompson of the Mighty Ducks and Team USA

Yup, no other than Kenan Thompson. That is all the blacks need. The likes of RYAN MILLER WOULD STARE IN HORROR, as Mr. Thompson winds up for the knucklepuck. Would Ryan Miller be able to stop it, the short answer. No. The rest of the blacks can just be a bunch of hoodrats. They would cause enough ruckus and attack the greats thus freeing up time for the unstoppable knucklepuck.

Probable Score if they played : Blacks 7-3 Whites
Real Score : Blacks : Forfeit (too cold, wouldn’t show up, would probably go play basketball)

So unless they forfeit (which is likely), thus unallowing Kenan Thompson and the knucklepuck to take them to the promise land. Then the whites/europeans/icelandic/bash brothers would win

That is all

Blackboy out

NOW WHO DEY WANT?!?
JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX!

Thoroughbreds and Trolls, The Sasha Vujacic Edition

Athletes are rich, powerful, and overall generally revered as role models.  A team can stop a civil war and unite people together as one, as seen with the Ivory Coast; a single kick, throw, catch, pass, block, and stroke can change people’s lives forever; and a single player can bring joy to millions of people of all race, creeds and religions;.  Not all athletes rise to the acclaimed aforementioned super-stardom.  However, no two men however, are the ANTITHESIS of this, than MARCO JARIC, and he-who-must-not-be-named (Sasha Vujacic). SCROLL ACROSS THE PAGE TO SEE ALL PICS CUZ I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M REALLY DOING YET.

Welp Folks, there ya have it.  Marko Jaric, an ORDINARY NBA player at best ( a modest 7 and 2 for his career) is dating no other than Adrian Lima.  Oh what was that again.  ADRIANNA MOTHER EFFING LIMA.  THEY’RE HAPPILY MARRIED.  and oh LOOK AGAIN, there’s Sasha Vujacic, and MARIA FREAKING SHARAPOVA.  THEY’RE ALSO EITHER MARRIED OR ENGAGED OR SOME BS.  All I ask why? Just Why?  Marko Jaric had an average jumpshot, didn’t win ANY titles, and played for the CLIPPERS AND THE TIMBERWOLVES amongst other things.  Yet he gets to be married to arguably the number 1 hottest supermodel, in the entire world.  And where do I even start with Sasha “The Machine” Vujacic (real nickname btw).  I have so many bad things to say about this player that i am going to dedicate a new blog post just to say what I need.  All you need to know for now is he’s horrible, looks like a hobo, and once claimed he could average 30 but that it wouldn’t benefit  his team if he did.  And Yet, he’s engaged or w/e to MARIA SHARAPOVA.   ONE OF THE HOTTEST TENNIS PLAYERS IN THE WORLD. AND ONE OF THE BEST TENNIS PLAYERS IN THE WORLD.

My point is simple, SV and MJ are trolls.  And Adrianna and Maria are thoroughbreds.  Some of the least deserving players in the league yet attained these girls.  The two girls sanity needs to be questioned.  My theory is they’ve both concocted a harry potter esque love potion of sorts, and the two ladys are in some sort of trance that they need to be freed from.  No one will ever no how or why, but i will remain angry, and flabbergasted.  Blackboy Out.

NOW WHO DEY WANT?!?!??!?

JAX! JONES! JAX! JONES! JAX! JONES!

i will never forgive sasha vujacic for keeping her from the world

HOW DID MARKO JARIC MARRY HER!?!!?!

Why?....Like Seriously Why?...... SHM