Hockey is filled with non coloreds, and with a bunch of european players that black people have never heard about nor ever CARED to hear about (i surely don’t). Yet due to the recent white vs black basketball debate, i feel the need to see what would happen if you took all the blacks that ever played hockey (so like 37 since the league started in 1917) against the likes of Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr (my roommate told me that one), and the Bash Brothers.
I give you the black team.
Yup, no other than Kenan Thompson. That is all the blacks need. The likes of RYAN MILLER WOULD STARE IN HORROR, as Mr. Thompson winds up for the knucklepuck. Would Ryan Miller be able to stop it, the short answer. No. The rest of the blacks can just be a bunch of hoodrats. They would cause enough ruckus and attack the greats thus freeing up time for the unstoppable knucklepuck.
Probable Score if they played : Blacks 7-3 Whites
Real Score : Blacks : Forfeit (too cold, wouldn’t show up, would probably go play basketball)
So unless they forfeit (which is likely), thus unallowing Kenan Thompson and the knucklepuck to take them to the promise land. Then the whites/europeans/icelandic/bash brothers would win
That is all
NOW WHO DEY WANT?!?
JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX! JAX!