Top 5 Banks of All Time

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In honor of my first blog in what is now officially known as “The Bank” by all people under 7 feet tall, I will be ranking the top 5 banks of all time.  Without further ado, let’s begin.

Number 5: Ernie Banks

He was a really good hall of fame baseball player and shit. Solid guess on most historical baseball sporcles.

Number 4: Carlton Banks

Carlton Banks is a negro member of the Banks family, and resident of a rich suburb outside of Los Angeles. He attended a rich private school that is populated by mostly white students. He is best known for his ridiculous dance moves that are based more on the fact that they are ridiculous than the skill required. He often wears bright and ridiculous clothing. Currently, Carlton resides in Wayne, Pennsylvania on the Basement floor of what is now known as “The Bank.” He currently spends time trying to hook up with any female in sight.

Carlton at the Pi Beta Phi Formal

Number 3: TD Bank

TD Bank is one of the most versatile banks in the country. Not only is it a successful east coast bank chain that employs Maclick, but it is also one of the most effective and intimidating chants done by any fanbase in the country. Arinza Onuaku and Rick Jackson have been quoted saying that the echo of TD BANK!…TD BANK! in their ears has greatly hurt their concentration during free throws.

Number 2:  Tyra Banks

Proving black women can be hot. Even though they almost always aren’t.

Number 1: Banker’s Club

The driving force behind all of the greatest nights we’ll never remember. Thank you, Bank, and I look forward to spending the rest of my weekends this year with you.

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